Ranger Up is a line of t-shirts produced by ex-military dudes for current military dudes and the chicks that dig them (because it is very clear from reading the “About” page that these guys don’t believe that chicks belong in the military).
Some things that Ranger Up stands for, according to their website:
AMERICA. Nothing like her anywhere, anytime, in the history of the world.
Soldiers, Marines, Sailors, Airmen, Coastguardsmen, Firemen, and Police Officers. Basically, the crazy SOBs that put their lives on the line every day for less pay than they deserve so that we Americans can sit in front of our plasma televisions and watch crappy reality TV shows, drive nice cars, eat great food, and generally not have to worry about anything of substance.
Dogs. Never trust anyone that doesn’t like dogs. They’re loyal. They’d die for you, and all they want in return is some dried food, some petting, and the occasional piece of bacon.
Reversing the growing oppression of the proletariat in today’s society. We, uhhh, think this is a good idea. (This one nearly made La Gringa snarf hot tea all over her keyboard.)
Hot chicks. Honestly, aren’t they the reason we do anything? (Well, okay. I’d have to agree with this one.)
